"I picked Dan, and this guy went back and forth a little and eventually settled on Guile. He was the usual scrub that tosses a weak sonic boom, and then tries to approach you during block stun, as well as doing nothing but fierce flash kicks and his ultra on wakeup. So I focus attack his sonic booms and block his flash kicks, while taunting excessively, as any self-respecting Dan player would, generally tearing him to pieces while I'm at it.
So after I steal his hard-earned BP, I get these messages from him, to which I replied "Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of me winning." and then a much simpler "It's not my fault that you suck." Apparently, you qualify as a turtle if you aren't willing to let Guile boot you in the face. "