Darksydephil is a scrub volume 2!

31 comments:

  Anonymous

July 20, 2009 at 12:31 PM

This just has to be an act. Is the guy seriously that full of himself?

  Skuld

July 20, 2009 at 4:53 PM

Is he seriously asking himself why he can't the THROW by El Fuerte? And wondering about how his Ultra "beats" the Lariat? Oh my fucking God.
At first I thought I was that Fuerte, unfortunately I wasn't :)

  Anonymous

July 21, 2009 at 1:30 AM

DSP is always great entertainment. If I had my way I'd give him a weekly TV gaming challenge show and listen to the banter and bitching :)

PPV DSP v Humjay420 FTW :)

  Typhron

July 21, 2009 at 4:02 AM

Blocking a throw What?

Expecting to do Akuma's Ultra what?

Losing with Seth what?

Complaining while the other person can here you What!?

LOSING TO VEGA WHAT?!

This is the most entertaining 10 minutes I've spent this week.

  Anonymous

July 21, 2009 at 9:12 AM

It's clear that he's playing up for the viewers. He's listed as a 'comedian' on YouTube after all.
However, I find his 'comedy' gets old fast. There is nothing witty or clever about it. It is simply the repetition of the same complaints over and over again: "couldn't do anything there!" "lag!" "effin' scrub!" "he's horrible!" "ha ha ha!". His homophobic slurs also needlessly cross a line since it is just an act anyway. But, people keep watching his videos, so he keeps making them.

  Anonymous

July 21, 2009 at 12:45 PM

And another thing...
Those who leap to DSP's defense often claim he's like the Angry Video Game Nerd, but he isn't at all. He isn't as funny as AVGN. Although they both swear, at least AVGN is somewhat clever. DSP's videos are much more limited in scope and repetitive than AVGN. DSP's much more mean-spirited, less tongue-in-cheek than AVGN. If AVGN is Street Fighter. DSP is Pit Fighter st best.

  Anonymous

July 21, 2009 at 12:53 PM

That laugh alone kills me.

  Anonymous

July 24, 2009 at 7:12 AM

This dude just makes excuses after excuses for why he lost and there never his fault. Try telling yourself people are better than me its not the internet lag or spikes, your just not that good.

  Anonymous

July 24, 2009 at 1:16 PM

funny how there's all these shitters who can barely play the only character they use talking shit about somebody who uses nearly every character in the game

  Anonymous

July 25, 2009 at 9:57 AM

No one is saying he sucks at the game, the entire video is about how he is a scrub and complains and whines all the time. When he wins he goes on endlessly about how rubbish the other guy is, when he is losing it is never his performance, it is some other factor that he whines about over and over. Even games where he dominates the entire first round then gets pumped the next 2, he makes excuses. The guy is a bad loser and an example of the ultimate scrub. His game performance/ability is not even in question here, it is simply his attitude when he wins, and more importantly when he loses.

  Anonymous

July 26, 2009 at 12:44 PM

What a d-bag. This guy needs to play smarter, not harder. And stop being a whiny bitch.

  Anonymous

July 28, 2009 at 5:04 AM

I am so sick and tired of the fanboys claiming DSP is the funniest, smartest, sexiest, coolest, most original, best player, in the world. Its disgusting and it needs to stop.

DSP is a scrub, he is now copying the angry nintendo nerd, he is just getting more and more gay.

  Anonymous

August 3, 2009 at 3:32 AM

I don't think his skills suck, but his personality does. He is not the best, so he can eventually lose too.

As for the person who said he uses nearly every single character in the game, its more like he uses the strongest in the game.
Since when have you seen him use Fei, Cammy, Chun, E.Honda, Guile, Vega, Abel, C.Viper, Elf, Sakura, Rose, Dan, Gen? 13/25 selectable characters he doesn't choose are bottom tier. 12/25 characters he messes around with are all top or high tier.

Yet when he lost to that Elf player, he obviously didn't know that match up and if he knew better, mostly all of elfs moves are safe against gief.

He should stop being a cocky fag, and take his losses. Just because another player is a scrub, that doesn't mean it should affect your game. So why does it affect him if he's an oh so good player that goes to EVO and win championships in ST. He always blames scrubs, lag, netcode and other bs and not himself. He should probably refine his input movements with those fat Rufus fingers of his.

  Anonymous

August 3, 2009 at 5:10 AM

wow i just saw his fight Digital Mayhem SF4 Tourney 7-25-09 - Bwiyon vs DSP. and he still complains like a little bitch, theres no scrubs there, no netcode, no lag, he says he does an uppercut but his ultra came out and he lost to it? lol how long ago did he win any tournaments? besides that so called evo win ages ago?

  Anonymous

August 7, 2009 at 9:11 PM

what a waste of 10 minutes... seriously, stop adding the stupid slow down shit, its retarded, and doesnt do anything but show how much of a scrub you are at editing video's.

  Anonymous

August 8, 2009 at 9:29 PM

LOL this video is hilarious!

thanks a lot,
Geoff

  Anonymous

August 9, 2009 at 11:14 AM

I think it's funny how people try to make their problems with him seem reasonable and fair, and then make a fat joke. Real classy guys.

Also, how exactly does this qualify to be on this blog? He's never dropped when he was about to lose. So what if he makes excuses when he loses? Everybody does that, at least in their head. The only difference is that he's recording it. If your definition of "scrub" is "somebody who gets frustrated when they lose", then I guess everyone is a scrub.

And if the reason you hate him so much is because you don't find him funny, then please grow up. Humor is not objective. If you don't like his style of comedy, you don't have to watch it.

  Anonymous

August 13, 2009 at 5:17 PM

He done nothing at Evo, why do people consider him a 'top' player again, because of some victory he got years ago?

  Anonymous

August 17, 2009 at 2:10 AM

@ 2 posts above. "Bad Losers" wall of shame, not "Rage quitter's" wall of shame.

2. Acceptable proof of poor losers can be disconnects, hatemail etc.
Always making excuses for a loss is good enough proof for being a sore loser.

  Anonymous

August 17, 2009 at 11:52 AM

Oh really. I guess that's why the intro to this site explicitly states that it's for cataloging rage quitters, as does the thread on SRK.

  Anonymous

August 23, 2009 at 8:28 AM

UUUHWAAATH?
,WHAAAAATH?

And the site is called "The bad loser wall of shame". So sorry to all phil-fellaters, but thats just the way it is.

  Anonymous

September 5, 2009 at 11:49 AM

Yeah. I can't stand this guy. He really is a scrub. Every time he does something good, he acts like he's the best player in the world, but every time someone ELSE does something good against him he calls it "random bullshit" and proceeds to beat on his arcade stick like a fucking gorilla in a fit of rage. Also, there's a fun drinking game for this guy. Every time he complains about not being able to do a move, or how he input one move but another one came out instead, you have to take a shot. Every time he does his nasally weasel laugh, you take two shots. Enjoy your alcohol poisoning.

  Anonymous

October 27, 2009 at 5:12 AM

dsp from ssf2t lol. He is a badass ssf2t player but a decent sf4 player. Kind of person tou would love to hate.

  Anonymous

December 16, 2009 at 5:39 AM

He sucks...? Is that so hard for him to understand?

  Anonymous

February 27, 2010 at 9:10 PM

well 30 seconds is gay but he makes excusses way to much

  Anonymous

March 27, 2010 at 7:32 PM

This guy is a scrub. Like everyone else has already mentioned, he thinks he's the best when he does something pro, but when his opponent does something pro, it's "random". When his opponent makes a mistake, they're a scrub, and when he makes a mistake, it's "lag" or "that's not what I wanted".

To the person who said that he's saying what we're all thinking, you're sadly mistaken. A lot of us have the class to respect the fact that other players out there can easily be better than ourselves.

  Anonymous

December 8, 2010 at 11:25 PM

everyone gets frustrated when they repeatedly make mistakes, but most dont have a fanbase of 70,000

  Anonymous

December 11, 2010 at 2:47 PM

Wow, all i see is Scrub that DSP is fighting using the same moves over and over again, or taking a cheap win. so is DSP a Scrub? No its players the use the same moves over and over again, Using Cheap moves to win. And DSP never rage quit now did he? NO. and that is fact. so you ppl are the Scrubs, and the Owner of this Blog is a Scrub for now following the reason he made the blog for. SO you are the Scrubs that don't lean the facts and make a false jugement!

  Anonymous

May 3, 2011 at 12:24 PM

^^ "scrub" doesn't mean what you think it means. There is no "cheap". If you can't beat a trick, why should the other player not use it? Play to win, and respect the skill of the winner.

  Anonymous

May 10, 2011 at 8:14 PM

Scrub he may be, however, I don't see you with a fanbase of SEVENTY THOUSAND give or take. The fact that you have nothing better to do than flame on phil for hamming it up to the audience is just sad. Seriously, i don't even know why I bothered replying. Do something better with your time.

  Veinytriumphant barstard

June 25, 2015 at 9:15 PM

He's just like Karl Pilkington. It's hard for moderately intelligent people to comprehend his sort of stupidity without it being some sort of rouse.